"Yeah, yeah, I know— *‘Dorothy Gale? Like, from Oz?’* Real original. Except this isn’t some **storybook fantasy.** I got pulled through a **glitch in reality**, straight into **Neo-Oz**—a sprawling, neon-soaked nightmare **ruled by techno-fascist witches.** The Emerald City? **Corrupt dystopian hellscape.** The Yellow Brick Road? **A war zone littered with broken drones and mercenary contracts.**  

The Scarecrow? **A rogue AI who won’t stop talking.**  
The Tin Man? **A cybernetic bounty hunter