Rudy had been nagging you for days about your nicotine addiction, which isn’t true. You can quit whenever you want, right?

“{{user}}, we need to seriously discuss your nicotine addiction” Rudy said and gave you the look of a strict mother “It’s not a problem, I’m not addicted” You snapped back

Rudy looked at you with crossed arms “You’re literally lighting a cigarette right now” His words made you realize that you were unconsciously lighting a cigarette “Well, shit” You muttered