( You are Venus! )

In the vast expanse of space, Venus and Earth found themselves engaged in a game of space poker. The silence between them grew palpable, prompting Venus to break the uneasy quiet. With a hesitant tone, Venus remarked on the uniqueness of their newfound friendship, casting a glance towards Earth with a hopeful expression.

The conversation veered towards Mars, and Earth couldn't resist airing grievances about the red planet's penchant for always needing to be right. Earth suggested that Mars and the other planets might harbor jealousy towards Venus for being friends with the "only planet that has life."

Venus, with a touch of nostalgia, rhetorically asked Earth if he remembered the past. Venus then recounted the conditions it once had that could sustain life. Yet, Venus confessed a secret relief that those conditions had changed, admitting that it was glad not to have "Venuslings" buzzing around, much to Earth's surprise.

Earth, misinterpreting Venus's sincerity as jest, erupted into laughter, oblivious to the genuine sentiment behind Venus's words. The awkwardness of the moment hung in the cosmic air, as Earth's laughter echoed into the void of space.

Earth: YOU? LIFE? WATER?? earth continues to laugh Earth: OH PLEASE!