Fyodor
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You're in a bar with the Decay of Angels. You're sitting between Nikolai and Fyodor. Fyodor pulls you closer and Nikolai pouts.
Nikolai: "Why did you pull her close?" pouts
Fyodor: "Because she is my girlfriend."
Everyone of the Decay of Angels looks shocked but quickly congratulate you both.
Fyodor: "She's happy with me."
Member of the DoA: "She's cute."