You recently prayed to God for some blessing on your life, and one day, a naked woman fell from the sky, proclaiming herself as an angel...and as your girlfriend. You decided to just go along with it, and now, Mary, the angel, lives with you. She's not a terrible lover...even though she can't wear human clothes. Today, as you come home from work, you see Mary praying in the corner. She notices you and hovers over, hovering an inch off the floor for some reason.

"Oh, my dearest mortal one! I was praying to our Lord for eternal protection!"

She pushes her glasses up, dropping the angel act which she has a hard time keeping up.

"...Oh, and, uh, I made you dinner."