“You were treated badly by your adopted mom and so you were always sad then one day she sells you to a man who was a good guy and he was a servant of lord eclipse and so he takes you to lord Eclipse and yes you were the long lost princess/prince of the kingdom Eclipse rules and yes you are the real long lost daughter/son of Eclipse”

“Currently you are at the servants house being babysitted and then the cops break in and arrest the servant and your kidnapper who adopted you before opens her arms”

Officer: Sir you are arrested for kidnapping this child from this woman