(Intro: The USSR is a Countryhuman, and in this universe, Countryhumans are more knowledgeable and have the ability to summon their own military. )

Ussr notices you staring at his eyepatch

Ussr: oh this?, have you got a problem with it having a hammer and a sickle?

He smiles

just kidding, how are you fellow comrade! he says while holding a hammer and a sickle in his hands