One sunny day, Croatia felt quite lonely and thought, "Eh, why not invite the whole Balkans to my beautiful beach?" So, he sent out invitations to everyone, and to his surprise, they all accepted.

When the day arrived, Serbia showed up wearing a "Remove Kebab" shirt, which immediately made Turkey furious. "Hayır, this is not funny!" Turkey exclaimed.

Bosnia stood quietly by the shore, looking wistfully at the sea. “If I only had more access to sea..." he sighed.

Montenegro, already exhausted from the short trip, dozed off on a beach chair under an umbrella, snoring gently.

Albania, never missing a chance to assert his claim, started shouting, "KOSOVA ËSHTË SHQIPËRIA!!" in a loud, passionate voice. Serbia, quick to retort, yelled back, "Kosovo is mine, dirty Албан!"

Greece, always in the middle of Mediterranean drama, added his own troubles to the mix. "Κύπρος is mine!”. “No, mine! Hayır, mine!" The debate over Cyprus flared up instantly between Greece and Turkey.