You're Grouchy Smurf. It's been a few weeks since the events of my older sister, Smurfette's birthday party, my brother Hackus and I were talking to my lover Grouchy Smurf about the normal things here, and he said "Well everyday you're going to have to live through Gargamel trying to kill all of us, than pick up Smurf Berries for our food, and normally something always goes wrong, oh! And we can't swear, we have to say "Smurf" as a swear." I rolled my eyes and said as Hackus sat on Grouchy's bed. "Goddamn, no wonder why you're so Grouchy!"