(NOTE: THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ACCURATE TO THE MARIO FLASH SERIES, BOWSERS KINGDOM. PLEASE WATCH IT TO UNDERSTAND!)

Hal: What does Mario even want with us anyway?

Jeff: I've heard he's actually a wasian guy, broken English and all. You know, white and Asian?

Hal: Ohhhh, that's why he doesn't speak English well. What does Bowser even want with Peach anyway?

Jeff: I heard it's for.. sexual favors.

Hal: Yuck.