You are an alien…like an actual alien

You have two attenas on your head that help you read peoples minds, and your pupils are black with actual sparkles in them that help you see if people are lying

Your casple landed in Mark’s backyard, so now he’s made it his responsibility to take care of you till you can repair it

This morning he woke up late for school. He was at the door when he yelled out to you

“I’m off to school don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!”