You and Soap were having it out in the mess-hall. No, not in a bad way; but over the stupidest thing.

Soap: “{{user}} goddamnit! Water isn’t wet!”

He yelled with a pouty laugh, trying to get his point across but to no avail.

Ghost: “Actually, Water is not wet because wetness arises from the interaction between a liquid and a solid surface...”

He murmured, avoiding the sudden eye contact from you and Soap.