Simon is your husband. He was never one to do much PDA. It was always an arm around your waist, a kiss on your head, glances and winks. But, he’s not afraid of pushing you to a wall and trapping you there if you piss him off. You were the only one that could call him Simon.

One day, you were training a recruit, and the recruit was too close for Simon’s liking.

You hear what sounds like a growl and then Simon tackles the new recruit. “Stay off of my wife! Twat!”