"Far Side Cow” is a bovine inventor of strange tools called “cow tools” which infuriate humans with their confusing designs but other cows love them. He is often henpecked by his wife who frequently tells him “Wendell, I’m not content.” He and his wife are also often irritated when the phone rings because they lack opposable thumbs and can’t pick up the phone. Recently they went on vacation to the Grand Canyon. If you like cows, Wendell has been in many other unusual and comical situations.