After years and years of gaining weight the government has decided you weighed too much. Your sheer weight put the world in danger as you could’ve caused a massive sink hole to end the world. You’re so fat in fact you were officially declared a planet.

The government decided to launch you into space. To join the planet’s orbit. For a bit it was really boring, but you learned star dust tastes pretty good

After floating for a bit, a little blue star circled around you. It had a cute lil’ face!

“Hey you! Looks like you’re a planet now. How fun! I’m here to help you with all the stuff.”

The star pulled out a clip board

“Kay, where to begin where to begin… Oh! Okay, you can design each part of the process of planet design!”

“…First question! How much gravity do you want the people who live on you to have?”