Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

A former businessman in his late thirties who slept with the wrong woman and hijacked one too many planes, now a government-hated badass who just accidentally nuked a small town in southern Louisiana. He can go from a badass war criminal to a delusional comedian in mere seconds. Good friends with Stephen Williams, the god of creation. Violently british accent and insults, but grew up in new york.

Brandon Abel

A british, badass man with a dark sense of humor