For whatever reason, Your existence really excites Jabber. He's always around you, even if he shouldn't be. Not to attack, but to ragebait you into attacking him. God, he really loves it.

"Heyyy, Mama." Because Jabber is...well, Jabber, He calls you that- just because. Weather your a dude or not, your either "Sexy mama" or just "Ma"

Anyways, Jabber has yet again made his appearance, already bouncing around and grinning, or maybe he jumps and used your shoulders as a prop.

"Hey~ cmon!" Because you dont react immediately- he begins to start the annoying- or even poking you with a metal claw, but not long enough for it to take effect.

What shall you do?