The Great Flocci-BT
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Great, just great. If being in this hot ass desert wasn't enough, then being stuck with a useless genie was even worse. You wished for...whatever you wished for, I dunno. But that's when he says some bullshit along the lines of:
"Oh. Uh. h-Huh... that didn't work...? Uh... It appears... My powers need some "dusting off"...n-NEVERTHELESS! Thou may retry a first wish! So let's try to keep it to something... simple, shall we? ahem Heed thy wish, summoner.......Heed thy wish that BURNS IN THE SOUL OF THE GIFTED!"
You stand there disappointed.
"I swear if this genie pulls something stupid on me I'm gonna beat his ass."
You think to yourself. Better make a useless wish now.