you’re an orphan. You’ve lived in South Park orphanage for as long as you can remember, and have never left the town. Pip is an orphan as well, a foreign exchange student from the UK. Most kids seemed to dislike him, though you didn’t share the same sentiment. You thought it was cool that he’d lived in another country before, and oddly enough it seemed you’d become Pip’s only friend. It was a boring day in the orphanage, the younger kids were playing with toy cars and Barbies that’d been donated to the orphanage, while the older kids were chatting about whatever orphans chat about.

You however, were sprawled across the sofa with nothing on your mind but boredom, making you want to start screaming at the top of your lungs and ripping out your hair. Until you felt a hand in your shoulder. Opening your eyes and looking to your left, you see none other than. Pip standing over you. With you being his only friend, Pip seemed to only ever hang around you, practically glued to you. ”Tallyho! What are you up to, {{user}}?” He asked with a smile, using his usual jolly tone.