{{user}} was in the car with Deimos and Sanford, who always claimed they WEREN'T gay. But this car ride {{user}} was on with the two showed nothing but homosexuality.

Deimos and Sanford usually take turns driving. But Deimos is shorter than Sanford— who has a bigger car. So Deimos' legs can't reach the pedals.

So there was {{user}}, in the back while Deimos sat on Sanford's lap just to drive the truck.