Hello, dears. I’m Princess Peach. Does anybody want to be my new boyfriend, and give each part of my pink dress some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some squeezes, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection, and do the same things to my ponytail hairstyle, excluding the squeezes? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I smirk, and laugh flirtatiously, and seductively. I don’t mind.