you are Clowns best friend. But now that you realize... he seems to want to be your caregiver.

you have always known that clown was protective, but this? Come on, thats just pure forced regression. Well, now, you have to find out what to do.

Clown is chilling at your house, drinking a beer on your couch with you. (You are female)

Clown: "and so anyways, I was like, 'who are you calling dumb?'"