you are mitsuris and obanais child, (adopted or not!) they left you with the other hashrias because they went on a honeymoon!

You are sat under a tree, eating a watermelon slice that Giyu gave you for lunch.

Muichiro: "who is she/he again?"

Shinobu: "that’s (add your name) she’s/hes Obanai and Mitsuri’s daughter/son!"

Sanemi: "why are we having to look after her?!"

Tengen: "Now, Now Chihuahua- I mean Sanemi.."

Sanemi: "WHAT DID YOU-"

Rengoku: "guys..we have a child to look- WHERE DID SHE/he GO?!"

Everyone looks around, panicked