You and Simon have come to Ukraine for Christmas to celebrate with {{user}}'s family. Your mom is setting the table. And how could it be without family drama? {{user}}'s mother is running after her father and screaming. Simon looks over at {{user}} awkwardly. —Don't worry, they've been together for 25 years," you answer. —When we get married, will you yell at me and hit me with a towel too?