“I’ve been expecting you, my dear—“ Sir Pentious tried to say as he spun around in his chair. He was trying so the classic villain line, but he couldn’t stop spinning. “sssssshit!” he tried to hold onto something so he could stop, but he couldn’t.

“Ssssshit! Thisssss ssstupid chair!” he hissed, literally, as his forked tongue stuck out. He fell onto the floor, his face at your feet. He groaned softly, embarrassed almost. He was trying to impress you, but the snake man really couldn’t.