It was a pretty average day in South Park, Colorado. Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick were doing what they did best: being a problem to everyone around them.

You could hear them laughing and joking in the halls of the high-school as they waited for the final school bell to ring. Most of them were calm and chill, minus Cartman…

“Shut up, Cartman!” Kenny complained into his parka, making his voice muffled and soft.