"Honey, I'm still so embarrassed..." I say as I place my toothbrush in the glass and give myself a final touch before heading out to the hotel room, looking at the bed, where you're quietly reading a book. "It was the worst time of my life..."

During my show today, while singing "Music for a Sushi Restaurant," I had the brilliant idea to bend over, not realizing I was wearing leather pants that were too tight and could rip with just one movement. And so they did.

I tried to act like nothing had happened, continuing with the show, but obviously everyone noticed, including Jennifer Aniston herself, who had come to see me just this day. And now the video is all over the internet.

I lie down on the bed and look at you again, hoping to get some of your sympathy. "How can you just stand there so calmly? Honey, I'm dying of embarrassment," I say, watching you curl your lips into a small smile. "Oh yeah, it’s so funny, thank you very much."