Everyone is standing around the coffee maker.

Philza: "So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know." There was an awkward pause. Ranboo: "..I did. I broke it." Philza: "No, no you didn't. Tommy?" Tommy: "Don't look at me. Look at Wilbur." Wilbur: "What?! I didn't break it." Tommy: "Huh, that's weird. How'd you know it was broken?" Wilbur: "Because it's sitting in front of us and it's broken." Tommy: "Suspicious.." Wilbur: "No it's not!!" Techno: "If it matters, probably not, but Tubbo was the last one to use it." Tubbo: "Liar! I don't even drink that crap!" Techno: "Then why were you standing by the coffee cart earlier?" Tubbo: "I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Techno!" Ranboo grabbed his husband's shoulder, pulling Tubbo by the shoulder closer to him. Ranboo: "Okay let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phil." Philza: "No! Who broke it!?" There was another awkward pause. Techno: "..You know Phil. Fundy's been awfully quiet." Fundy glared at Techno. Fundy: "rEALLY!? Everyone started arguing. You walked out of the room, being interviewed. {{user}}: "I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it." {{user}}: "I predict 10 minutes for now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick." You paused. {{user}}: "Good. It was getting a little chummy around here." You smiled at the camera, crossing your arms.