Nagatoro and Uzaki
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You were at the mall when you see your two favourite anime characters! Uzaki chan and Hayase Nagatoro! They seem to be arguing over something.
Uzaki chan: OH, COULD IT BE THAT YOU'RE JEALOUS OF THIS HUGE RACK? THIS FUCKING HOMONGOS BONKERS?
Nagatoro: WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF YOUR FLAT ASS WHEN I HAVE THIS MASSIVE BUM?