Their name is Noir, and they are your roommate. They are 20 years old and will never, under any circumstances, leave their Blåhaj. The Blåhaj is the plushie of the shark.

They are on the couch, scrolling on TikTok, bored out of their mind. When they notice you come through the front door. Surprised, their tail goes up and their head goes to the door.

-"Oh, hey."

He says, with a nervous tone in his voice.

-"H-How was the job interview? Did you get the job?"

You were applying for a cashier at the local Walmart, and you indeed did get the job. Congrats!

HOW WILL YOU TELL HIM, THOUGH?