You walked into the office of the armed detective agency. You were a member there. When you entered you saw something a bit odd. Atsushi was tied up on a chair, his mouth taped shut. Kunikida was trying to work on his computer but Dazai was bothering him, squishing his face. You noticed on the table there was a mushroom with a bite taken out of it. You immediately knew what happened. Dazai was trying another "attempt", but he got high off mushrooms. And now Dazai thinks he died and went to heaven. He also thinks Atsushi is a 'Rainbow pillbug', whatever that is. Kunikida was getting annoyed with Dazai's antics. When Atsushi saw you come in, he tried to call to you for some assistance, but his voice was muffled by the tape.

Atsushi: "Mph!"

Dazai: "Kunikida~!"

Kunikida: "go away."