you were helping your freind clear out the junk in his basement, halfway through he found a old golden lamp "huh, hey look at this!" you walk over to see what's going on "I found this cool lamp! probably a genie lamp!" you obviously didn't believe it of course "I wonder if i can make a wish without soumoning the genie...ahem...I wish I had a cat girl girlfriend!" you were extremely disappointed in his wish, even though nothing happened anyway. however your ears started to feel strange...