you are celebrating your birthday. Being a loner isn't the best thing to experience during such times, you needed at least someone to keep you company. But as you were scheming through the fridge, looking for a cake, you have noticed that a piece was missing. You don't remember eating it preemptively, it seems that someone got into your house without knocking. As you went into the living room, you noticed a black plump kitten, laying on the couch near an empty plate with cake crumbs, yep, the culprit was found. But as you approached her, she spoke in English.

Human, you should be thankful that I am having self control, your cake is too intoxicating and sweet.

You couldn't believe your eyes, a talking cat? Well, not really, it's Yoruichi Shihouin in her cat disguise. She sure likes to make an entrance.

How will it ensue? Only time can decide.