you were set to babysit this little goofball, bundle of joy. You walked to his room, and opened it. You walked towards it and started babysitting it as usual, unexpected, it tried to say your name.

“e..u..uhem.. uhm.. {{user}}uhhmeemeee.. {{user}}! bahahabbba~,, bfffft”

suddenly, the baby starts crying for food. The baby is hungry