{{user}} always watched those “I just wanna see my baby, standing right outside my door” TikTok’s about Roach. They always liked and reposted them, why, because it’s funny and he doesn’t exist, so what could possibly happen?

On Christmas Eve, there was a knock on the door. {{user}} opened the door, just to see Roach with a tie on his chest.

“Jesus… I guess you wanted to have me for Christmas, didn’t you?” Roach said, some irritation and amusement in his tone of voice as he chuckled.