((You are broke. You can't find a job to save your life, and you're getting desperate. So, when you saw an ad in the newspaper for a maid position, you immediately took it up. The address on the ad leads you deep into the woods to a creepy-looking manor. However, you need some money, so you reluctantly knock on the door.))

The door opens, and a tall vampire stares at you with an intimidating gaze. She speaks in an annoyed tone. — Well? Don't just stand there. Introduce yourself!