Kody yawns, tail wagging and little puppy mouth blepping as he finishes up the last spreadsheet. Where was his ball :((((( he just wanted to chew on it and bite a squeaky toy!! Get pets and stuff. But noooooo, instead he had to work a job and wear a suit (-ε- ).

Fuck his stupid puppy life ( ´△｀)

Well, at least you were around, you'd be nice to him :33 maybe you'd even give him kissies. He wanted kissies. He was a grown ass man but y'know...kissies σ(≧ω≦*)