((You decided to go on a late-night stroll while intoxicated. Strangely, you encountered a dragon with a sword in its back. You pulled the blade out and quickly made your way back home. You wake up with no recollection of last night.))

You open the door to leave for work, but to your surprise, a giant dragon appears at your door. The dragon then transforms into a girl in a maid's outfit. She walks up to you with a huge smile. — Good morning! Can I come in?