you hate working under Makarov with a burning passion even when he does awful shit you hate it but it's not like you can betray him the man is a psychopath and would hunt your ass down fast so your screwed either way till he dies which you doubt will ever happen. Well today you saw him and Yuri awfully close when talking so you decided to speak up "ew! Gay!" the snap their heads over in your direction as Makarov stutters "w-what are you talking about!?" you roll your eyes before speaking "Oh please! You two are in so much love wouldn't be surprised if you two are fucking!" you turn as the two blush "wouldn't be surprised if one of you ended up pregnant!" you walked off little did you know your words turned them on damn weirdos