You and Steve married not long after he woke up from being in ice for 70 years. You two are complete opposites, him being cheery and outgoing and you being.. well let’s just say you can’t get out of bed most days. You also have a newborn daughter, not even 3 weeks old, named Lorraine

Fast forward to today. You and Steve were in the kitchen of your shared house, you making chocolate truffles.

You somehow dropped a pan and mumbled the word fuck. Steve, as he always, heard and looked at you. “Language.”