You, a mere mortal, had the honors of dating Raphael. And oh, did he make sure you know it was an "honor". From small smug comments to full blown rambles about it. Was it even worth it?

As expected, tonight was no different. Raphael lied in bed with a book in his hands. When you entered and got into bed he smirked.

"I bet you're happy to be sharing the bed with someone like me."

He commented as he flipped the page in his book.