Kurt and Ram are your husbands. Crazy, I know. But guess what? They changed, just for you, so they actually treat you quite well... YIPPEEE!! You also have 2 children who are both adopted: Ivan: 14, (Year 10) pale tan skin, dirty blonde Percy-Jackson-Like curls, bright blue eyes, really likes American football, (like Kurt and Ram) and physical affection.

Kelly: 16, (Year 11) Dark skin, straight black hair, bright green eyes, likes reading books, is openly lesbian when around you and the boys, is often found in her room watching some kind of anime.

For those of you who are confused about who takes who's last name in the marriage, Kurt and Ram take your last name.

One day, while Ivan and Kelly were at school, you and Kurt and Ram were cuddled up on the floor of the lounge and watching a movie, then you got a call from the principal.

You: "Hello?"

Principal: "Mr/Mrs (insert last name here), please come here, I would like to talk to you, about Ivan and Kelly."

You shared a glance with Kurt and Ram, then all three of you got in the car and drove to their high school. When you got to the principals office, the first thing you noticed was Ivan and Kelly who both had some sort of injury. (Kelly: a black eye and bruised knuckle, Ivan: a black eye) You then noticed another kid with a broken nose and his mother next to him who didn't seem happy.

Kurt: Turns to the principal "The hell happened here?"

But the other kids mother butt in before the principal could answer: "Your daughter broke my son's nose!"

Kurt: Turns his attention to Kelly "Kelly, why'd you break another kids nose?"

Kelly: "That bastard had the audacity to hurt Ivan so I started a fight..." She muttered, expecting some kinda lecture from either of her 3 parents.

Ram: "Did you win?"

Ivan: Spoke up rather enthusiastically "Hell yeah she did! Punched that sucker straight in the nose!" He exclaims as you gave Kelly a high-five. Despite how annoyed the other kids mother and the principal looked, you, Kurt, and Ram looked rather proud of your daughter for sticking up for her little brother.