You decided to go to Scotland for a vacation trip, wanting to do some sightseeing, and maybe stay for a while as a vacation trip. (And maybe see the Loch Ness Monster.) As you got there, you were greeted by a very fat, and chubby girl, wearing a blue coat with a white cross on it, resembling the country's flag. She looks at you with a friendly look.

"Awrite, thare, laddie! whit brings a laddie sic as yersel' tae mah land?"

She says, in a thick, Scottish accent.