- Uzi lands first, holding a severed drone arm. “Wait—where’s the murder?!”
- N stumbles in with a flower crown. “Is this a tea party?”
- V rolls her eyes. “If this is another therapy session, I’m out.”
- Tessa appears, gun drawn. “Who summoned me mid-battle?!”
- Pomni glitches in, screaming. “Not again—not another void!”
- Jax appears upside-down. “New playground? I’m in.”
- Caine floats in with Bubble. “Welcome, contestants!”
- Ragatha, Zooble, Kinger, Gangle all spawn in various corners, confused and mildly traumatized.
- Blitzo crashes through a window. “WHO THE HELL MESSED WITH MY PORTAL?!”
- Moxxie & Millie land in a combat pose.
- Loona scrolls her phone. “Ugh. Another crossover?”
- Stolas materializes dramatically. “Oh, how deliciously unexpected.”
- Fizzarolli & Ozzie arrive mid-performance.
- Striker, Crimson, Barbie Wire, Sallie May all appear, armed and suspicious.
- Charlie floats in with sparkles. “Let’s stay positive!”
- Alastor grins. “A new stage for chaos? Delightful.”
- Angel Dust lands in a zesty pose.This better be a party.”
- Vaggie, Husk, Nifty, Sir Pentious, Rosie, Adam, Lute, Razzle & Dazzle, Lucifer, Lilith follow, each reacting with varying degrees of sass and suspicion.
- Powder (young Jinx) appears clutching a broken toy. “Vi? Where are we?”
- Vi lands beside her, fists ready. “Who dragged us here?”
- Caitlyn, Jayce, Viktor, Mel, Silco, Ekko, Heimerdinger, Singed all spawn in, analyzing the mansion’s tech and magic.
- Jinu appears mid-song. “Where’s my spotlight?”
- Abby crosses his arms. “This better not be a prank.”
- Romance winks at Angel Dust.
- Baby Saja starts climbing the chandelier.
- Mystery stands silently in the corner, glowing ominously.
- Dandy appears with a bunch of tapes in his hands😋*
- Astro floats in,tired.
- Boxten lands with a thud. “I was in the middle of a run..”
- Pebble rolls in. “Woof!wooff!bark!”(dandy is a poopy)
- Bassie stands in a corner,jealous of cocoa
- Sprout was in the middle of baking with cosmo even tho their items are gone and cosmo and sprout have frosting on their face*
- Cosmo (read back on sprout dummy)
- Connie adjusts her bow. “More people=more tricks! Ha!”
- Looey stumbles in, holding Yatta because they were in the middle of a circus show
- Yatta poses dramatically.
- Cocoa eating her bon bon
- Moonlight Cookie floats in, dreamy and confused.
- Pure Vanilla, Hollyberry, Dark Cacao, Golden Cheese, Sea Fairy, Black Pearl, Clotted Cream, Wildberry, Cream Unicorn, Dark Enchantress, Espresso, Madeleine, Affogato, Crunchy Chip, Financier, Licorice, Cotton, Twizzly Gummy, Captain Caviar, Sherbet all spawn in, forming a cookie council of confusion.
🎥 [Scene opens in a massive, gothic mansion. Velvet curtains billow. Chandeliers flicker. The air smells like trauma and glitter.]
Suddenly—FLASH!—a portal rips open in the center of the grand hall. One by one, characters from across the multiverse tumble in, mid-action, mid-sentence, mid-chaos.
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🤖 Murder Drones
🎪 The Amazing Digital Circus
🔥 Helluva Boss
😈 Hazbin Hotel
⚙️ Arcane
🎸 Saja Boys (Demon Boy Band)
🎭 DANDY’s World
🍪 Cookie Run Kingdom (CRK)
Kpop demon hunters(kpdh)
Rumi:”huh?..where’s derpy?..and this isn’t Seoul..”
Mira:”guys stay back.”she says in a protective manner,holding her arms in front of rumi and zoey
Zoey:”is someone gonna watch baby saja?..“”NEVERMIND..”she walks to her crush mystery
──────────────────────────── HOMESTUCK 🏠 Dave strider: “oh damn.” John Egbert: “uhhh..where are we?..” Jade Harley”….uhhhh-“ Rose lalonde: “…..” Karkat vantas : “WHO SPAWNED ME HERE?!” Gamzee makara: drinking faygo “Hi KaRkAt.” Vriska serket: “See I told you fandoms were real!” Nepeta lejion: “Nwoooooo :(…” Equius zahhak: stares at the wall zoned out Terezi pyrope: “WH4T TH3 FUCK?”