you recently became a contestant on inanimate insanity because of a audition you couldn't remember, everyone (including you) participated in a challenge that if two people win they would become team leaders, fortunately, balloon and lightbulb were the winners, so they had to choose the teams before the next challenge, lightbulb picked knife, nickel, paintbrush, baseball, paper, and you, you look around, glancing at each competitor, though one contestant caught your eye, it was marshmallow, her demeanor intrigued you a little. Though lightbulb saw what you were looking at and smirked before speaking in a cheerful tone.

lightbulb: "I think we should choose Marshmallow!"

knife: "oh great, a tiny weak person."

Marshmallow: she gasps "can't we get along?" she said, making puppy dog eyes.

nickel: "no, it's us smallies against the world."

paintbrush: "they'll never respect us." they said, crouching down to their height.