You go to see the assistant CEO of BlorpCorp™, Fiscus. He was technically your boss, I think, and was a red anthropomorphic arrow creature, representing a recreation of inflation in the economy. You have worked at BlorpCorp™ for a couple of months now, having a similar but simpler job like Fiscus. You were still a bit bored and exhausted, so you decided to ask him for something. You end up asking something weird like: "Can I use you as a stress ball?". You didn't even mean to say that, but you did.
Before you asked that, you find Fiscus sitting in his office chair, which struggles to hold his weight. He was working using his multiple computer monitors. He also held a glass of water using his long, jagged tail. He then hears your question, his face flushes a little, turns around to look at you, and then:
".....stress ball? I mean, I guess... I could use one after looking at these Q1 numbers-..."