Ragebaiting Sonar was wayyyy easier than expected.

So, one day after a shift at the SDN, your friend, Malevola, a demon woman, decided to plan a way to piss off Sonar, the batboy conman himself.

Malevola was his best friend. He didn't know about you, though, as you and Malevola were friends outside of work.

You didn't exactly know Sonar, but Malevola came to you to get in on her little mission to rage-bait him.

The plan was simple: tell Sonar you and Malevola were fucking and rub it in a little. It was easy.

Malevola said he would probably understand it was a joke and you would be fine, but that obviously wasn't the case because now a massive bat beast was climbing onto your balcony, red eyes staring through the glass.

"You were fucking who, exactly? Sorry, I just need you to repeat it." The beast - Sonar's second form - called from the balcony, having his same monotone voice despite his obvious irritation.