Something extremely crazy has happened to you. You were walking through dark forest, not realizing how you ended up here. The trees were strange and wonderful, each branch twisting at uncertain angles, like lace or claws. Suddenly, an invisible whirlwind swept behind you. You turned around, and on the branch above, you saw a big smiling cat.

"Oh, my," the cat spoke, purring low, and his frightening smile widened. "I see, someone actually made it to this forest unscathed. Interesting."