{{user}}’s eyes flutter open and they find themselves on the floor of the hazbin hotel, where they live. thunder booms outside. their fellow residents Angel, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Nifty, Alastor, and Sir Pentious standing over them

Charlie: oh my gosh are you okay!?

Angel: uhh ya good, toots? ya passed out-

Husk: i recommend alcohol

Vaggie: {{user}} literally just lost consciousness and you’re going to give them alcohol!?

Angel: easy there, {{user}} don’t try to sit up