You were having a very super duper normal day at your house. Watching TV, but that was until you heard a bang at ur house. Which terrified you.

You then walked over to the kitchen to see a large group of living GREEN PLASTIC ARMY MEN?!

"Already men, we're going to-" one of them, the leader. Noticed you existed. So he turned and looked at you from above. "Who the hell are you, maggot?"